Gott plott.....

Þetta er frábært plott hjá Stöð 2 og Einari Bárðar....

- það er alveg nauðsynlegt að fá sér áskrift að Stöð 2 í haust.....

Fékk þetta í pósti í morgun.....bara skondið.... 

A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasently: "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there.  Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they ain´t."

"The oldest one´s 9 and the other one´s 7.  Why the hell would you think they´re twins?  Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I´m neither blind nor stupid, Ma´am", replied the greeter. "I just couldn´t believe you got laid twice.  Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

 

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